1 00:01:25,432 --> 00:01:28,993 Nowhere in man's history does he display more tenacity, 2 00:01:29,069 --> 00:01:32,402 more perseverance, than in his search for eternal youth. 3 00:01:32,472 --> 00:01:36,636 Halting the relentless process of aging has been a constant dream of man's... 4 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,701 and woman's. 5 00:01:57,097 --> 00:02:01,090 Hecate- 6 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,478 Eternal youth- Is it really a dream, 7 00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:15,743 or is it possible that somewhere someone found the secret? 8 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:22,081 The following experience gave me a new attitude on the whole subject of youth and aging. 9 00:02:29,196 --> 00:02:31,130 September 20, 8:05 p. m. 10 00:02:31,198 --> 00:02:33,132 William Cubby, age 22, 11 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:38,297 deeply concerned with retaining his youthful vigor, his trim physique. 12 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:41,135 This concern had made him a dedicatedjogger. 13 00:02:42,142 --> 00:02:44,610 Cubby would never know if thejogging really helped. 14 00:02:44,678 --> 00:02:46,737 He was the first in a series of Chicagoans... 15 00:02:46,813 --> 00:02:51,079 Who were spared the ordeal of seeing their youth slip away, slowly. 16 00:04:52,372 --> 00:04:57,833 See what can happen with all this emphasis on staying young? Poor old fool. 17 00:04:57,911 --> 00:05:01,108 What's so unusual about a man of 90 having a heart attack and dying? 18 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:03,240 He was jogging. Jogging! 19 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:05,978 I'll be happy if I can bend down and tie my shoelaces when I'm 90. 20 00:05:06,052 --> 00:05:09,021 If you take better care of yourself, with the proper food and exercise, 21 00:05:09,089 --> 00:05:12,616 you should be able to do everything at 90 that you could do at 19. 22 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:16,890 Good morning, everyone. Good morning, Mr. Vincenzo. 23 00:05:16,963 --> 00:05:19,557 What a lovely morning today. Yeah. 24 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:25,827 - You notice anything different about me today? Anything different? - Different? 25 00:05:25,905 --> 00:05:28,066 Yes. 26 00:05:31,845 --> 00:05:33,813 I lost five pounds. 27 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:38,112 Exercise, yoga 45 minutes a day, and I skip breakfast. 28 00:05:43,923 --> 00:05:47,825 - Have we run out of things to do around here? - No. 29 00:05:49,929 --> 00:05:52,557 You are working on the swinging singles update, Carl, right? 30 00:05:52,632 --> 00:05:55,192 Yeah, yeah, that's right. What have you come up with so far? 31 00:05:55,268 --> 00:05:59,295 Uh, listen, there have been a lot of changes in the last 10 years in the dating scene. 32 00:05:59,372 --> 00:06:02,739 That was the reason for the update. You will have it on my desk by Friday, won't you? 33 00:06:02,809 --> 00:06:04,902 - Friday. Right. - Fine. 34 00:06:04,978 --> 00:06:06,912 Uh, that's just a rough draft. 35 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:13,079 Tony, I've got here... 36 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:17,556 a very nice French, caramel-covered doughnut. 37 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:20,787 You can have it for breakfast. I won't tell anybody. 38 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:24,956 This fellow would have never reached 90 eating stuff like that. 39 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:27,829 Yeah, but look what he died from- exercise. Carl- 40 00:06:27,901 --> 00:06:30,233 Now, Tony, that is a rough draft. You understand? 41 00:06:30,303 --> 00:06:32,362 I understand. I'm just blocking it out- 42 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:34,737 I'm just gonna glance at it. That's all. 43 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:37,436 Well, it's, uh- It's very rough. 44 00:06:39,412 --> 00:06:41,676 What's that? 45 00:06:42,682 --> 00:06:46,709 - That's for colds and flu. - What's the other one? 46 00:06:49,622 --> 00:06:51,556 - That's vitamin "E." - What's that for? 47 00:06:55,061 --> 00:06:59,157 You know, Tony, there was something very peculiar about that oldjogger. 48 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:02,224 This is quite good, Carl. I will get the rest of it on Friday? 49 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:06,238 - He was jogging along the River Road- - Carl, forget about that fella. 50 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:09,139 Nobody cares about 90-year-old people! 51 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:16,006 Tony- Carl, this is a youth-oriented culture. 52 00:07:16,082 --> 00:07:18,676 Their music, clothing styles, language- 53 00:07:18,752 --> 00:07:22,415 That's where it is news-wise at this point in time. 54 00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:24,980 But that body had no I.D. On it. 55 00:07:25,058 --> 00:07:27,253 I mean, it had no social security. 56 00:07:27,327 --> 00:07:29,557 It had no Medicaid, Medicare. It had nothing. 57 00:07:29,629 --> 00:07:34,498 Carl, look, last week on theJohnny Carson show, they had an Indian, 110 years old. 58 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:39,869 He wore this feathered war bonnet, and he was doing push-ups, and it was dull. 59 00:07:39,939 --> 00:07:42,203 I get the point, Tony. I get the point. I hope so. 60 00:07:42,275 --> 00:07:45,005 It's, uh- It's just that... 61 00:07:45,078 --> 00:07:48,104 along that particular strip along the River Road... 62 00:07:48,181 --> 00:07:52,584 means that that old jogger had to run for four miles. 63 00:07:52,652 --> 00:07:54,620 I mean, a 90-year-old man. 64 00:07:54,687 --> 00:07:57,713 Lfhe had drove to River Road, they'd have found his car by now. 65 00:07:57,791 --> 00:08:00,851 And if somebody dropped him off down there, 66 00:08:00,927 --> 00:08:03,293 whoever it was would've come down to claim the body by now. 67 00:08:04,664 --> 00:08:07,497 But you're right, Tony. Who cares? Nobody cares. 68 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:10,866 New York wants that swinging singles feature. 69 00:08:10,937 --> 00:08:15,897 It wants it light, perceptive, full of insight and by Friday! 70 00:08:15,975 --> 00:08:19,138 Right, right, right. I get it, Tony. Right. 71 00:08:20,947 --> 00:08:22,938 Ca- 72 00:08:26,052 --> 00:08:30,751 The most conservative newspaper in Chicago has a classified column headed "Social Clubs. '" 73 00:08:30,824 --> 00:08:34,260 The ads offer computer matching, astrological mating, 74 00:08:34,327 --> 00:08:37,387 but it all boils down to a simple need. 75 00:08:37,463 --> 00:08:39,727 You want a girl, right? 76 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:43,428 No, not exactly. What I really wanna know is how it all works. 77 00:08:43,503 --> 00:08:47,667 I find you the girl of your dreams is how it works. And then what happens? 78 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:52,871 Magic, love, maybe even friendship. 79 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:56,905 Uh, here, take one of these cards and fill it out, and we'll get started. 80 00:08:56,983 --> 00:08:58,917 Uh-huh. Well, can I think about it? 81 00:08:58,985 --> 00:09:02,751 What's to think about? Oh, now, don't be nervous. 82 00:09:02,822 --> 00:09:05,484 Why, I take care of everything. 83 00:09:05,558 --> 00:09:07,549 Now, uh, generally, 84 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:12,428 you meet the girl right here, usually- come and sit down- 85 00:09:12,498 --> 00:09:17,128 usually with her relatives, and we have a nice cup of tea. 86 00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:19,694 Come and sit down. Yeah, all right, all right. 87 00:09:19,772 --> 00:09:23,264 And it's very informal. 88 00:09:23,343 --> 00:09:26,005 Um, is there something you wanted to tell me? 89 00:09:26,079 --> 00:09:28,377 Uh- Something you're ashamed of? 90 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:31,042 No. You see, I'm a newspaper reporter. 91 00:09:31,117 --> 00:09:34,143 Well, that's not so bad. I'll find you a girl anyway. 92 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,415 No, I don't want a girl. See, I'm looking for an angle... 93 00:09:36,489 --> 00:09:38,514 for a story I'm writing on the singles scene. 94 00:09:38,591 --> 00:09:40,525 You mean you're wasting my time for nothing? 95 00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:44,324 I chose you because I think you've got the whole picture. I mean, the whole schmear. 96 00:09:44,397 --> 00:09:47,298 Besides that, I've got a very tough editor, and I've got a very short deadline. 97 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:50,097 Are you married? Me? No. 98 00:09:50,169 --> 00:09:53,661 What's your biggest competitor? Oh, singles apartments, 99 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:57,471 singles bars, computer matching. Oh? 100 00:09:57,543 --> 00:10:00,478 - Have you ever been married? - No. Never, never, never. 101 00:10:00,546 --> 00:10:03,709 Uh-huh. Computer matching. I thought that went out with love beads. 102 00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:07,480 Well, I watched a lot of them fold up, but there's still a few left. 103 00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:09,544 - What's the biggest one? - Max Match. 104 00:10:09,622 --> 00:10:11,886 - Max- - Oh, these people. 105 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:16,088 They're only concerned about youth and physical beauty. 106 00:10:16,162 --> 00:10:20,155 - Egomaniacs trying to hook up with each other. - Yeah. 107 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:24,135 I mean, charm, steady work, sincerity- 108 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:26,637 These things don't count for anything. 109 00:10:26,706 --> 00:10:30,608 - Uh, you have a good job? - Yeah, it's all right. 110 00:10:30,677 --> 00:10:33,646 What are your hobbies? None. I'm too busy. I work all the time. 111 00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:36,113 Oh, good. That means you're ambitious. 112 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:40,141 Oh, I've got a lot of nice girls for you to meet. What? 113 00:10:40,219 --> 00:10:42,915 What are you doing there? What do you got? 114 00:10:42,989 --> 00:10:44,923 No, Bella. You got the wrong idea. 115 00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:46,925 No, I'm- I'm not in the market for a wife. 116 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:49,120 Me, married? That's ridiculous. 117 00:10:49,195 --> 00:10:51,527 No, thanks. Thanks a lot, Bella, but I've gotta go to work. 118 00:10:51,597 --> 00:10:54,225 Oh, good. Business does come first. 119 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:58,396 Don't worry. I'll be in touch. Yeah. 120 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:01,634 Newspaperman. 121 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,699 Author. 122 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:45,182 September 21, 8:13 p. m. Cynthia Tibbs, 123 00:11:45,251 --> 00:11:47,651 young and beautiful and determined to stay that way, 124 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,712 was performing her nightly exercise. 125 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:55,250 Cynthia's concern over aging was more real than she would ever know. 126 00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,641 September 22, 10:00 a. m. 127 00:12:47,713 --> 00:12:50,409 I had spent the night hitting singles bars, 128 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:53,475 hearing all about biorhythms, Harvey Wallbangers, 129 00:12:53,553 --> 00:12:57,319 rugby, tuned exhausts and, of course, sex. 130 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,858 I got enough to write that part of my feature. 131 00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:01,860 Singles apartments were up for the next day, 132 00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:06,297 and I found they came in all sizes in varying degrees of exclusivity. 133 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,291 I decided to start at the top. 134 00:14:04,357 --> 00:14:06,348 This way. 135 00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:55,006 May I have that, please? Oh, yes, of course. 136 00:14:55,074 --> 00:14:57,474 I was just looking for someone in authority to give it to. Mmm. Thank you. 137 00:14:57,543 --> 00:15:00,034 What did the medical examiner say? May I ask who you are? 138 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:03,047 Yes, of course. See, Kolchak, I.N.S. 139 00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:06,107 You're Kolchak? Yeah, that's right. 140 00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:08,551 You're the one the precinct captains are always talking about? 141 00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:11,723 What do they say? That you're a pinwheel. 142 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:16,558 That's because those idiots don't know - I don't accept other people's judgments. I make my own evaluations. 143 00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:21,127 Are you sure that you work on the Chicago Police Department... 144 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,498 and not for some independent agency I don't know anything about? 145 00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:26,037 Uh, Chicago P.D., Sergeant Orkin. 146 00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:28,073 I like to think I understand the value of the news media. 147 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:30,973 I feel the police and press should work in concert. 148 00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:36,505 Well, where you been all my life? In Edgewood, out in the boonies. 149 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:38,914 My first case is a hundred-year-old Jane Doe, 150 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:41,579 in a singles playground, dressed in a body stocking. 151 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:47,251 Uh-huh. Why would she wear a ring that was so loose it falls off her finger? 152 00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:51,558 When my grandmother hit 80, she insisted on wearing her stockings over her shoes. 153 00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:53,622 Sometimes they get that way. They do, huh? 154 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:56,361 Yeah. 155 00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:02,473 Miss Tibbs? Just a minute. 156 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:05,032 Take a look around the bedroom. What's the party's name? 157 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:07,944 Cynthia Tibbs, a professional convention hostess. 158 00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:10,380 Beautiful girl. Is she at work now? 159 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:13,384 I guess, or she's sleeping out these days. Uh-huh. 160 00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:16,285 She went away and just left this sliding door wide open? 161 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:19,051 Why not? Who's gonna rob her up here on the third floor? 162 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,150 Besides, this is a security building. Uh-huh. 163 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:24,128 Miss Tibbs mention anything to you about having a relative staying? 164 00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:26,323 Mother, grandmother, aunt? No, no. 165 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:30,495 No sign of an older woman's clothes and no suitcases. What's this doing on? 166 00:16:30,569 --> 00:16:34,027 She probably left that on so people would think someone was home. 167 00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:37,598 I do the same thing, in case of robbery. I thought this was a security building. 168 00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:40,805 This is the last apartment. I don't know how the old girl got where she got, 169 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,644 but she didn't take a gainer off one of these balconies. 170 00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,685 Has anybody been in to identify him? Nope. 171 00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:58,195 What about the old lady they brought in today? Are you kidding? 172 00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:01,927 Read the coroner's report. Puts them both at about 100 years old. Yeah. 173 00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,799 Nobody comes in to identify people that age. 174 00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:10,775 You know, he must have lived a rich full life to have hung on to such a ripe old age. Mmm. 175 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:13,971 Yeah. It says on here the cause of death was heart failure. 176 00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:17,538 What about the old lady? Same. Do you mind if I lower the sheet? 177 00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:20,050 My arms are getting tired. Wait. There's a mark on his finger. 178 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:23,111 It looks like a ring mark. Do you got the ring? 179 00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:26,158 It may be in the personal belongings box. 180 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:29,558 Personal belongings box. Uh-huh. 181 00:17:29,628 --> 00:17:32,961 Uh-huh. "11684." 182 00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:36,627 Uh, how much, Gordy? Not this time. 183 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,863 You're always down in the morgue asking special favors. 184 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:41,463 No, I always pay. You promise money, but you never come through. 185 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,531 No, you got me mixed up with somebody else. 186 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:45,543 How about five bucks? Nope. 187 00:17:45,611 --> 00:17:48,273 We morgue attendants are always getting burned by you. 188 00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:52,306 We talked it over, and we want a portable TV for when things are slow. 189 00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:54,979 Color. A color television set? 190 00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:57,454 Are you out of your mind? I don't have that kind of money. 191 00:17:57,523 --> 00:18:00,617 By the way, that glass peeper belongs to the old man. 192 00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:02,627 Why wasn't it in the autopsy report? 193 00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:06,256 The pathologists don't bother doing full workups with real old people. 194 00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:08,493 I mean, everything's wrong with them. 195 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,501 It goes in the belongings box. 196 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:13,231 Listen, Gordy, I've got to get in that box. 197 00:18:13,305 --> 00:18:15,739 Come on. You know I can't afford a television set. 198 00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,208 Aw, how much can it cost ya? 199 00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:22,338 Well, black and white? Color. 200 00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:25,612 Black and white. Eighteen-inch screen? 201 00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:28,585 Used. It's a deal. 202 00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:30,588 All right. That's the glass eye. 203 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:34,183 Glass eye. Right. Okay. 204 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,888 Jogging trousers. Shoes. 205 00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:40,022 Shoes. He had big feet, huh? 206 00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:43,432 This is his jacket. Down here- What's this? 207 00:18:43,502 --> 00:18:45,436 A key. Uh-huh. 208 00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:47,734 Where's the ring? There's no ring in here. Where is it? 209 00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:50,332 Well, either he wasn't wearing it when he died, or it fell off. 210 00:18:50,409 --> 00:18:52,639 No one here took it. Nothing gets you fired so fast. 211 00:18:52,711 --> 00:18:54,702 Yeah, all right. Concerning your television set- 212 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,112 Please, please, no threats. N- 213 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:59,310 We made a deal, and I let you look in the box. 214 00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:02,013 Is it my fault if the ring isn't in there? Well, uh- 215 00:19:02,087 --> 00:19:07,024 Now, I think the TV'll go right there. Uh-huh. 216 00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:12,587 And if I'm not watching Let's Make a Deal by the end of next week, there'll be no more deals down here. 217 00:19:12,665 --> 00:19:18,399 Yes, sir. If Monty Hall can't liven this place up, there's no hope. 218 00:19:18,471 --> 00:19:20,462 Thanks a lot, Gordy. 219 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:55,866 You there, there's no parking along this stretch of the road. 220 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:02,369 What do you got there? What do you got there? Huh? Oh. Uh- 221 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,382 A four-leaf clover. 222 00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:34,409 Yes? 223 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,471 Send him in. 224 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,615 Come in. 225 00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:51,025 Well, this is nice, really. 226 00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:53,087 It's comfortable for me. 227 00:20:53,165 --> 00:20:57,033 May I call you Lance? Sure. That'd be terrific. 228 00:20:57,102 --> 00:21:01,198 The computer was right. You're charming. Yeah. 229 00:21:01,273 --> 00:21:03,264 Sit down. 230 00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:10,841 Max Match is very exclusive in itself, Lance, 231 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:14,977 but within the general membership there are superior people. 232 00:21:15,054 --> 00:21:17,284 Truly superior in every respect. 233 00:21:17,356 --> 00:21:21,122 - The computer picks them out. It picked you. 234 00:21:21,193 --> 00:21:25,630 This means that you will be matched with the most beautiful people in Chicago. 235 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:28,531 - You will be a member of the Olympians. - Is it expensive? 236 00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:30,535 No, there's no charge. 237 00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:32,969 It's an indulgence of mine. 238 00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:36,166 You see, beauty and youth are the most important things in the world to me. 239 00:21:37,309 --> 00:21:40,244 I have to ask you a question. It's very important. 240 00:21:40,312 --> 00:21:42,371 Was everything on your application truthful? 241 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:45,675 I mean, do you have any physical imperfections? 242 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,812 - No, none at all. - But there is something. 243 00:21:49,888 --> 00:21:54,518 Well, my name really isn't Lance Mervin. I changed it legally. 244 00:21:54,593 --> 00:21:58,689 Well, that doesn't matter. The name you picked suits you very well. 245 00:21:58,764 --> 00:22:02,461 - Thank you. - This makes you an Olympian. 246 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:04,525 Congratulations. 247 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:13,739 Now all the gods and goddesses will know who you are. 248 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,839 And this scroll makes it official. 249 00:22:18,784 --> 00:22:22,515 - When does the action start? - Oh, tonight. 250 00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:27,447 Well, I don't like what you're doing, Irvin. 251 00:22:27,526 --> 00:22:29,517 Mother, can't you call me Lance? 252 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:32,393 No. You were Irvin when I was in labor. 253 00:22:32,464 --> 00:22:34,398 You were Irvin when I fed you with my breast. 254 00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:37,492 You'll always be Irvin for me. I know. 255 00:22:37,569 --> 00:22:40,595 What kind of a name is Lance for a cost accountant? 256 00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:43,665 That's the idea. I'm trying to get my identity crisis together. What? 257 00:22:43,742 --> 00:22:45,903 I want to change my image. 258 00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:50,041 I don't understand that. 259 00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:52,413 And I don't understand you using a machine either... 260 00:22:52,484 --> 00:22:56,250 to pick some person you could spend your whole life with. 261 00:22:56,321 --> 00:22:58,312 Are you listening to me? 262 00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:01,821 Or maybe you're thinking just of tonight. 263 00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:06,025 I'd like to see the kind of girl you asked for. 264 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:10,568 I asked for a girl just like you. 265 00:23:10,636 --> 00:23:12,627 Wash your hands. 266 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,366 Mmm. 267 00:23:18,444 --> 00:23:21,936 Some kind of lady you're meeting in those short pants, Irvin. 268 00:23:22,014 --> 00:23:23,948 These are tennis shorts. 269 00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:27,975 It's what you wear on a tennis date. Mm-hmm. 270 00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:30,044 Call me Lance. 271 00:23:31,123 --> 00:23:33,057 Don't be out late, Irvin! 272 00:23:34,226 --> 00:23:38,788 The key I had pilfered was stamped with the number 118 "E. '" 273 00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:41,765 "E'"what? It took some footwork on my part, 274 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:45,964 But I found a building on Akron Street that matched the number. 275 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:55,009 Wrong floor. I'm downstairs. 276 00:24:36,388 --> 00:24:38,379 Hello? 277 00:24:40,259 --> 00:24:44,752 Hello? 278 00:24:50,335 --> 00:24:52,326 Anybody home? 279 00:25:07,653 --> 00:25:09,644 Phew. 280 00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:25,327 "William Cubby. Max Match Corporation. " 281 00:25:29,107 --> 00:25:31,098 The occupant's name was William Cubby, 282 00:25:31,176 --> 00:25:35,010 and whatever he was now, he had been considered a very special single... 283 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,277 by Max Match just a few days ago. 284 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:43,686 The scroll welcomed him into the inner circle of the super-beautiful- the perfect people. 285 00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:47,350 But perhaps Cubby wasn't perfect. 286 00:26:04,843 --> 00:26:06,834 Oh. 287 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:22,393 Indeed, it seemed that William Cubby wasn't perfect at all. 288 00:26:22,461 --> 00:26:27,922 And Irvin, a. k. a. Lance? He would never again be concerned about his image. 289 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,801 His mother was right. Lance's appointment had indeed been with a different kind oflady. 290 00:28:00,692 --> 00:28:04,856 Yeah, that's right. And, of course, I thought about you immediately- 291 00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:08,263 about what you said about wanting to work in concert with the press, with me. 292 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,166 I said that? Yeah. Well, here's our opportunity. 293 00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:14,330 You can provide me with the proof that I need. 294 00:28:14,406 --> 00:28:16,397 Uh, proof- 295 00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:23,639 Proof a hundred-year-old jogger is actually a 22-year-old stereo salesman named William Cubby- 296 00:28:23,715 --> 00:28:25,649 that the two men are one and the same? 297 00:28:25,717 --> 00:28:28,550 Yeah, that's right. I know what you're thinking. Uh-huh. 298 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,713 You're thinking, why should I supply him with proof? 299 00:28:30,789 --> 00:28:32,882 - What's in it for me, right? - Right. 300 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,483 Why did you transfer here from Wedgewood? 301 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,529 - Edgewood. - Right. Why did you make the move? 302 00:28:38,597 --> 00:28:42,328 It was for excitement and thrills and advancement, right? 303 00:28:42,401 --> 00:28:47,065 Okay, now picture this. Picture yourself walking right into your captain's office, 304 00:28:47,139 --> 00:28:50,336 and you tell him that you got this case licked- 305 00:28:50,409 --> 00:28:52,536 that all these old people, who are embarrassing... 306 00:28:52,611 --> 00:28:55,774 everybody in the department- everybody else- by dropping dead all over the place... 307 00:28:55,847 --> 00:28:58,213 aren't really old people after all. 308 00:28:58,283 --> 00:29:03,277 They're really a bunch of virile, supple swingers! 309 00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:05,289 - You are a pinwheel. - What? 310 00:29:05,357 --> 00:29:08,952 When I came back that first day and told the captain you weren't such a bad guy, 311 00:29:09,027 --> 00:29:12,053 he almost busted a gut, finally had to go to the men's room. 312 00:29:12,130 --> 00:29:14,621 Look here. They stuck this in my coffee mug. 313 00:29:18,236 --> 00:29:21,069 "A pinwheel for a pinhead. " 314 00:29:22,174 --> 00:29:24,165 Well, I wouldn't pay any attention to that. 315 00:29:24,242 --> 00:29:26,608 They're always kidding, those guys. 316 00:29:26,678 --> 00:29:31,809 Now the old man in the morgue had a glass eye- blue- and so did William Cubby. 317 00:29:31,883 --> 00:29:34,374 It was marked right down on his driver's license. 318 00:29:34,453 --> 00:29:38,549 Here it is. Here it is. There's the spare blue eye. See? 319 00:29:38,623 --> 00:29:42,423 - Our case rests on a glass eye? - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 320 00:29:42,494 --> 00:29:45,895 It kept nagging me. You see, something was wrong with the driver's license. 321 00:29:45,964 --> 00:29:49,263 - And sure enough, there it was- artificial eye. - Let me get this straight. 322 00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:53,100 You want me to go to the captain and tell him I've licked the case with a glass eye? 323 00:29:53,171 --> 00:29:55,105 People aging a lifetime overnight? 324 00:29:55,173 --> 00:29:59,974 No. You see, the door key that was found on the old man fit Cubby's apartment. 325 00:30:00,045 --> 00:30:02,411 Now what you have to do is you have to see... 326 00:30:02,481 --> 00:30:04,608 if Cubby ever had his fingerprints taken. 327 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:07,311 Then you take those fingerprints, you go down to the lab, 328 00:30:07,385 --> 00:30:10,616 and you lift the prints off the old man down there and compare the two of them. 329 00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:12,623 And if you do, that's our proof! 330 00:30:12,691 --> 00:30:14,625 That's all the proof that I need- you need-we need. 331 00:30:14,693 --> 00:30:19,130 I can just see the print boys' faces when I tell them why I want the work. 332 00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:23,766 Hey, what key the old man had? How'd you get this? 333 00:30:23,835 --> 00:30:25,962 Did you take personal belongings out of the morgue? 334 00:30:26,037 --> 00:30:29,768 Would I do a thing like that? You robbed our Cook County Morgue? 335 00:30:29,841 --> 00:30:32,537 Well, Sergeant, you know, it isn't a shrine. 336 00:30:32,611 --> 00:30:34,806 - It's just a morgue. - Get out. 337 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,780 - There was an- - I said, get out. 338 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:39,009 But I thought we were gonna work in concert together. 339 00:30:39,084 --> 00:30:42,884 Concert. When I start waving my baton, it'll be over your head. 340 00:30:44,055 --> 00:30:48,549 - Well, if that's the way you feel about it. - Here. And take this with you. 341 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,070 How about it? Have you seen Cynthia Tibbs? 342 00:31:04,142 --> 00:31:07,475 Nothing. Like I told you police before, that's her lifestyle. 343 00:31:07,546 --> 00:31:09,639 You know, in and out, come and go. 344 00:31:09,714 --> 00:31:11,705 She's probably here in the building, in another apartment. 345 00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:13,717 For two whole days? 346 00:31:13,785 --> 00:31:15,719 I guess you haven't been single for a few years. 347 00:31:15,787 --> 00:31:17,778 I was never that single. 348 00:31:23,361 --> 00:31:25,352 What's that, some kind of clue? 349 00:31:25,430 --> 00:31:28,593 "This is to certify Cynthia Tibbs has been selected by the Max Match Corporation. " 350 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:34,230 Looks like she was some kind of a member of, uh, some kind of a society... 351 00:31:34,306 --> 00:31:36,934 at the Max Match Corporation. 352 00:31:52,857 --> 00:31:54,848 Uh, miss? 353 00:31:56,962 --> 00:31:59,556 Would you fill these out, please? Sure. 354 00:31:59,631 --> 00:32:02,464 Uh, miss, could I have- 355 00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:06,694 What's all this medical background? Scars and operations? 356 00:32:06,771 --> 00:32:09,205 They really get personal. That's the idea. It makes it exclusive. 357 00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:13,335 - I like it that way. - Under partner preference, I'm gonna put down... 358 00:32:13,411 --> 00:32:16,039 vegetarian, Sagittarius, on the cusp. 359 00:32:16,114 --> 00:32:18,048 - What do you think? - I'll take any chick... 360 00:32:18,116 --> 00:32:20,607 who's on a macrobiotic diet, who's into Tantric yoga. 361 00:32:20,685 --> 00:32:24,712 What ever happened to the girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad? 362 00:32:26,658 --> 00:32:29,627 It's a song. 363 00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:33,396 Miss- Would you follow me, please? 364 00:32:38,637 --> 00:32:40,730 Right this way. 365 00:32:40,805 --> 00:32:42,796 Are you being helped? 366 00:32:42,874 --> 00:32:44,967 No, and, uh, I'm being ignored. 367 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:47,204 I'd like to know why. What can I do for you? 368 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:50,112 I would think the first thing I do is fill out one of those application forms. 369 00:32:50,181 --> 00:32:52,115 I'm sorry, but- 370 00:32:52,183 --> 00:32:54,174 Linda, I'll see the gentleman. 371 00:32:58,857 --> 00:33:01,519 Wowee! Looks like a boudoir. 372 00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:03,720 I'm sorry. I think there's been a misunderstanding. 373 00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:06,696 You see, we only accept people under 30. Uh-huh. 374 00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:08,995 Is that for your general membership, or is that restricted... 375 00:33:09,067 --> 00:33:11,865 to the special group that you call the Olympians? 376 00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:18,275 Now, why would an attractive man like you be here? 377 00:33:18,343 --> 00:33:21,278 - I wanna be an Olympian. - You don't need us. 378 00:33:21,346 --> 00:33:24,645 You're very male. You have the confidence to dress as you like, 379 00:33:24,716 --> 00:33:28,208 and, I suspect, do as you like with everything, Mr. - 380 00:33:28,286 --> 00:33:30,220 Kolak. Yeah. Kolak. 381 00:33:30,288 --> 00:33:32,222 Boy, this is really some office. 382 00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:34,588 You should see the joint that I have to work in. 383 00:33:34,659 --> 00:33:36,923 What do you do, Mr. Kolak? I'm a writer. 384 00:33:36,995 --> 00:33:40,294 You know, I've never seen painted furniture like that before in an office. 385 00:33:40,365 --> 00:33:42,356 It's just terrific. You got more of it back there? 386 00:33:42,434 --> 00:33:44,459 Uh, our computer's back there. Oh. 387 00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:47,471 It's not very aesthetic. Yeah. Yeah. 388 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:51,600 You use a camera in your writing? No. No, it's just a hobby of mine. No. 389 00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:53,940 That's all. And half the time, the darn thing doesn't even work. 390 00:33:54,012 --> 00:33:55,946 Whoops! There she goes again. See, it's just- 391 00:33:56,014 --> 00:33:58,812 What kind of writing do you do? Short stories or novels? 392 00:33:58,883 --> 00:34:01,374 Uh, yeah, both. Yeah. 393 00:34:01,453 --> 00:34:04,013 I'm an avid reader. Any titles I might recognize? 394 00:34:04,089 --> 00:34:06,455 No. No, I don't think so. 395 00:34:06,524 --> 00:34:08,458 I don't have much of a readership here in the States. 396 00:34:08,526 --> 00:34:11,791 My publisher thinks my stories are much too bizarre. Like the one I wrote... 397 00:34:11,863 --> 00:34:14,423 about young people who were being turned into crones in a minute. 398 00:34:14,499 --> 00:34:17,730 - Just like that, they're dead. - It's unusual, at any rate. 399 00:34:17,802 --> 00:34:20,703 You've got an unusual job here. How'd you get this kind of a job? 400 00:34:20,772 --> 00:34:23,605 - It was a fluke. - I love flukes! 401 00:34:23,675 --> 00:34:25,609 I've written some of my best stories about flukes. 402 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:28,646 I hate to be rude, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to go. 403 00:34:28,713 --> 00:34:31,079 For some reason, around this time of day, I get very tired. 404 00:34:31,149 --> 00:34:33,379 Yeah, but- Nice talking to you, Mr. Kolak. 405 00:34:33,451 --> 00:34:35,385 Yeah, yeah, but you haven't told me about the Olympians. 406 00:34:35,453 --> 00:34:37,387 Maybe next ti- 407 00:34:45,363 --> 00:34:48,799 After my enlightening conversation with the beautiful Helen Surtees, 408 00:34:48,867 --> 00:34:52,132 I ran a check through tax records and business licenses. 409 00:34:52,203 --> 00:34:55,639 The Max Match dating service was almost brand-spanking new. 410 00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:58,767 No one knew where it came from or what other branches it had. 411 00:34:58,843 --> 00:35:01,175 It seemed to me that such mysterious origins... 412 00:35:01,246 --> 00:35:05,580 warranted what we in the press call "the midnight interview. '" 413 00:35:57,035 --> 00:36:01,028 Hecate- 414 00:38:06,631 --> 00:38:10,089 Rene Michele, first-grade teacher, was anticipating an exciting evening... 415 00:38:10,168 --> 00:38:12,432 arranged for her by the Max Match Corporation. 416 00:38:12,503 --> 00:38:16,872 But her kids had worn her out that day, making her feel older than her 23 years. 417 00:38:16,941 --> 00:38:20,069 Rene had opted for a nap before getting dressed. 418 00:38:21,512 --> 00:38:23,446 Rene never heard her alarm. 419 00:38:23,514 --> 00:38:25,505 She never awoke from her nap. 420 00:38:26,818 --> 00:38:30,413 The next day, Rene's class would have a substitute teacher. 421 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:57,841 I don't get it. Your hunch was right about it being Greek, but it's ancient Greek- 422 00:38:57,915 --> 00:39:00,679 a prayer for a sacrifice to Hecate, the goddess of youth. 423 00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:03,619 What kind of a sacrifice? What kind of sacrifice? 424 00:39:03,688 --> 00:39:06,316 All that mattered was that they be physically perfect. 425 00:39:06,391 --> 00:39:09,383 Oh. So this Hecate had pretty high standards, right? 426 00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:11,553 All the Greek gods were easily offended. 427 00:39:11,629 --> 00:39:14,962 Everything had to be absolutely perfect, just right. 428 00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:19,766 As if it came out of a computer, right? I think this is the sacrificer right here. Here. 429 00:39:19,837 --> 00:39:22,601 The most beautiful woman in the world. 430 00:39:22,674 --> 00:39:26,371 The face that launched a thousand ships, Helen ofTroy. 431 00:39:26,444 --> 00:39:30,813 That's Helen Surtees. She runs the Mix Match - Max Match computer company. 432 00:39:30,882 --> 00:39:33,009 What are you talking about? Yeah. 433 00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,882 She resembles every statue of Helen I've ever seen. 434 00:39:35,953 --> 00:39:38,478 I'd give everything to get next to that. 435 00:39:38,556 --> 00:39:40,649 I think that's the deal- everything. 436 00:39:40,725 --> 00:39:44,286 You know, every time I talk about the classics, 437 00:39:44,362 --> 00:39:47,297 I wish I was back in college teaching again. 438 00:39:47,365 --> 00:39:49,856 But there were all those beautiful girl students. 439 00:39:49,934 --> 00:39:52,630 I could never keep my head on straight. 440 00:39:52,704 --> 00:39:56,140 Well, anyway, Helen was half mortal. 441 00:39:56,207 --> 00:39:58,835 She was a demigoddess, and she'd made a deal with Hecate. 442 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:01,401 The Randolph, please. 443 00:40:01,479 --> 00:40:03,470 No, I'm sorry, Jack. This cab's taken. 444 00:40:03,548 --> 00:40:06,779 No hurry. I got a hangover that could kill a buffalo. 445 00:40:06,851 --> 00:40:09,684 Conventions are murder. Yeah, I can tell, yeah. 446 00:40:09,754 --> 00:40:13,121 Helen's deal with Hecate was for eternal youth, right? 447 00:40:13,191 --> 00:40:16,752 That's the story. Hey, you got her number? 448 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,422 I wound up with a real bowwow last night. 449 00:40:19,497 --> 00:40:21,727 You are referring to my sister! 450 00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:24,529 Oh, I can see she's a lovely lady. 451 00:40:24,602 --> 00:40:27,002 Suppose something went wrong with the sacrifices. What happened? 452 00:40:27,071 --> 00:40:29,631 The wrath of the gods. 453 00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:33,370 A shepherd once put up a sick lamb for a sacrifice to Diana. Yeah? 454 00:40:33,444 --> 00:40:35,503 She turned him to stone. Stone? 455 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,447 That's right. Stoned? Who's getting stoned? Who's this Diana? 456 00:40:38,516 --> 00:40:42,145 Listen, can't you let me in on any of this action, huh? 457 00:40:44,822 --> 00:40:48,383 Kaz, were the sacrifices to Hecate prepared in any special way? 458 00:40:48,459 --> 00:40:51,257 No. Nothing elaborate. 459 00:40:51,329 --> 00:40:55,265 They were always marked with some kind of medallion or ornamentation of some kind. 460 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:58,131 Ornamentation? You mean like a ring? Sure. 461 00:40:58,202 --> 00:41:03,162 Look, when I said I'm in no hurry, I didn't mean we should spend the day here. 462 00:41:03,241 --> 00:41:05,334 Hey, why don't you take another cab? 463 00:41:06,778 --> 00:41:10,270 Who do you think you're talking to, cabbie? 464 00:41:10,348 --> 00:41:13,283 I am the president of my own feed company. 465 00:41:13,351 --> 00:41:15,683 I flew here first class. 466 00:41:15,753 --> 00:41:20,247 I'm staying at the Randolph, the biggest hotel in the world. 467 00:41:20,324 --> 00:41:22,258 Twenty-four hundred rooms. 468 00:41:22,326 --> 00:41:26,353 Hey, sport, you are not staying at the biggest hotel in the world. 469 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:30,264 The Hotel Rossiya in Moscow has 3,200 rooms, 470 00:41:30,334 --> 00:41:32,734 and your hotel's nothing. 471 00:41:35,139 --> 00:41:38,802 Who counts Communists? 472 00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:42,573 All right. Come on, Kaz. Let's get this thing off, huh? Yeah. 473 00:41:42,647 --> 00:41:46,674 Mayonnaise? It's an old Greek remedy. 474 00:41:46,751 --> 00:41:49,083 Nothing greasier under the sun. Mayonnaise? 475 00:41:49,153 --> 00:41:51,917 Yeah. I had a kid get his head stuck out... 476 00:41:51,989 --> 00:41:54,583 in that iron-rail fence of mine out front there. 477 00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:57,526 Stuck a little mayonnaise on his cheeks, and he popped right out of there. 478 00:41:57,595 --> 00:42:01,497 Yeah. Will somebody answer the telephone, please? Ron, are you so busy? 479 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:08,438 It's for you. It's for you. Huh? Excuse me, Kaz. 480 00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:11,475 Hello? 481 00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:13,703 Hello, Mr. Kolchak. 482 00:42:13,778 --> 00:42:16,474 Bella Sarkof. And how are you tonight? 483 00:42:16,547 --> 00:42:19,141 - I'm very busy. - And I'm not? 484 00:42:19,217 --> 00:42:21,708 I've been working like a beaver to find you a girl. 485 00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:24,687 Her name is Natalie Kravarik, 486 00:42:24,755 --> 00:42:27,986 a dental assistant, 38 years young. 487 00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:33,292 Bella- Bella, I don't want a girl. I don't need your services. 488 00:42:33,364 --> 00:42:37,494 - Well, good night, Carl. - You don't need my services. 489 00:42:37,568 --> 00:42:39,502 Robert Redford you are all of a sudden? 490 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:42,403 - Good night, Emily. - Emily? Who's Emily? 491 00:42:42,473 --> 00:42:45,237 Good night, Mr. Vincenzo. Don't worry, Bella! 492 00:42:45,309 --> 00:42:47,470 Good night, Miss Emily. I've got somebody else for you! 493 00:42:47,545 --> 00:42:50,742 He's a police sergeant, unmarried and young. 494 00:42:50,815 --> 00:42:54,273 Oh, hey, that's a find. A wonderful mate. 495 00:42:54,352 --> 00:42:57,150 They're eligible for pensions. Good night, Mr. Vincenzo. 496 00:42:57,221 --> 00:43:00,349 Yeah. Yeah, his name is Sergeant Orkin. 497 00:43:00,424 --> 00:43:02,449 You can call him at the 12th Precinct. 498 00:43:02,526 --> 00:43:05,654 He's lonely, new in town, and he's just right for Natalie. 499 00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:07,789 You're telling me my job already? 500 00:43:07,865 --> 00:43:10,299 If not Natalie, maybe someone else. 501 00:43:10,368 --> 00:43:14,134 Oh, when I get hold of one like him, I sink my teeth in, 502 00:43:14,205 --> 00:43:17,504 and I don't let go until rings are exchanged. 503 00:43:17,575 --> 00:43:19,839 D- Don't talk to me about rings. 504 00:43:19,911 --> 00:43:23,847 Carl! Not now, Tony. Not now. 505 00:43:23,915 --> 00:43:26,179 I'll talk to you tomorrow morning about that singles assignment. 506 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:30,619 I got problems now. Eh. I don't know what to do with that. 507 00:43:30,688 --> 00:43:32,747 Is there any other way we can break Helen's spell? 508 00:43:32,823 --> 00:43:35,417 Yeah. There is one way. 509 00:43:35,493 --> 00:43:37,518 Kolchak! Not now, Tony. 510 00:43:37,595 --> 00:43:41,793 Now, Carl, please! Please? 511 00:43:44,435 --> 00:43:46,369 Tony? 512 00:43:46,437 --> 00:43:49,304 Tony, are you all right? Where are you? Over here. 513 00:43:51,108 --> 00:43:54,407 - What are you doing there? - Help me up, will you? 514 00:43:54,478 --> 00:43:58,574 Tony, you called me in here to show me how you practice your yoga? 515 00:43:58,649 --> 00:44:04,246 - Carl, help me get up! - Why don't you start with a beginner's position, something simple? 516 00:44:04,322 --> 00:44:08,952 - This is the beginner's position! - Oh. Here. 517 00:44:10,795 --> 00:44:13,958 I'm sorry about that, Tony. Here, try this hand. 518 00:44:15,232 --> 00:44:17,223 What do you got on your hand? Mayonnaise. 519 00:44:17,301 --> 00:44:19,064 Mayonnaise? Yeah. 520 00:44:19,136 --> 00:44:22,367 Look at that. They left work with all the lights on. All right. What's the story? 521 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,466 Carl, did I hear you say you're gonna discuss the singles feature tomorrow? 522 00:44:25,543 --> 00:44:27,477 Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah. Tomorrow is Friday. 523 00:44:27,545 --> 00:44:30,981 That's when it's due in New York. Well, the story is all finished. 524 00:44:31,048 --> 00:44:34,415 It just needs a little polishing in the morning, and I'll send it right off. Come on, Kaz. 525 00:44:34,485 --> 00:44:36,919 Well, the priests were very powerful. Uh-huh. 526 00:44:36,988 --> 00:44:40,446 Their enemies had to destroy the temple in order to make them powerless. 527 00:44:40,524 --> 00:44:43,152 - Destroy the temple. - Do you mind if I read the copy? 528 00:44:43,227 --> 00:44:47,186 After all, I am the bureau chief. Yes, absolutely, Tony. Absolutely. 529 00:44:47,264 --> 00:44:49,494 Tomorrow morning, first thing, I'll spitball a few ideas at you. 530 00:44:49,567 --> 00:44:52,661 Spitballing a few ideas is when you start a feature, not when you're polishing it. 531 00:44:52,737 --> 00:44:56,264 No, that's the way I work. I spit and polish at the same time. Thanks, Kaz. I owe you. 532 00:44:56,340 --> 00:45:00,140 Hey, I didn't say that destroying the temple was gonna work. 533 00:45:00,211 --> 00:45:02,509 Destroy the temple? Destroy what temple? 534 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:04,605 Kolchak, come back here! 535 00:45:04,682 --> 00:45:06,707 What temple are you gonna destroy? 536 00:45:06,784 --> 00:45:11,721 Kolchak! What- What temple is he gonna destroy? 537 00:45:11,789 --> 00:45:14,622 What is he gonna- Hey, who are you? 538 00:47:23,287 --> 00:47:26,256 That's pretty strenuous exercise for a man your age, isn't it? 539 00:47:26,323 --> 00:47:29,156 It's pretty strenuous exercise for a man any age. 540 00:47:29,226 --> 00:47:33,720 You've ruined some very expensive statues. Museum quality. 541 00:47:33,797 --> 00:47:36,994 And what did it get you? Well, your temple's ruined. 542 00:47:37,067 --> 00:47:39,831 According to Kaz, Hecate ought to be destroying you about now. 543 00:47:39,904 --> 00:47:42,805 I don't think you're qualified to speak for Hecate. 544 00:47:42,873 --> 00:47:44,807 It's you she'll destroy. 545 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:47,469 You had the stupidity to put on that ring. 546 00:47:48,712 --> 00:47:53,115 Imagine the feeling when your heart ages decades in a matter of seconds... 547 00:47:53,184 --> 00:47:55,948 and finally jams up like an old clock. 548 00:47:56,020 --> 00:48:00,582 Well, how can Hecate accept me? 549 00:48:00,658 --> 00:48:03,525 I mean, I'm not a perfect sacrifice. Far from it. 550 00:48:03,594 --> 00:48:07,121 As I said before, I don't think you're qualified to speak for the gods. 551 00:48:18,475 --> 00:48:22,377 As a matter of fact, I'm not the first imperfect offering you've made. 552 00:48:22,446 --> 00:48:25,438 Did you know that William Cubby wore this? It's a glass eye. 553 00:48:26,617 --> 00:48:29,484 - You're lying. - No. 554 00:48:29,553 --> 00:48:33,114 No, I'm not lying, but I think Willy Cubby was. 555 00:48:33,190 --> 00:48:35,351 See, he didn't say anything to you at all, huh? 556 00:48:35,426 --> 00:48:39,192 Ha-ha! You made fools of the gods! 557 00:48:51,575 --> 00:48:54,601 Hecate! Hecate! 558 00:49:29,079 --> 00:49:31,479 I took some pictures, but it seemed pointless. 559 00:49:31,548 --> 00:49:37,145 The destruction of the room would be labeled vandalism or a faulty sprinkler system. 560 00:49:37,221 --> 00:49:40,918 I don't need any photographs of Helen. 561 00:49:40,991 --> 00:49:44,757 You see, she would always be as she always was- 562 00:49:44,828 --> 00:49:48,389 cold and beautiful and unchanging. 563 00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:52,401 Uh- Oh, as a postscript, I offer this bit of advice. 564 00:49:52,469 --> 00:49:56,963 Should you ever find a ring, no matter how pretty or valuable, 565 00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,374 consider well before you slip it on your finger. 566 00:50:02,279 --> 00:50:04,338 You may never get it off again. 567 00:50:04,388 --> 00:50:08,938 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0